"Packaged Hugs"
Sister Ann has recently joined millions of crazed Americans in raving about the power and practicality of “THE SNUGGIE”.
She was lovingly cloaked in her electric blue Snuggie just three days previous to her 27th birthday. After returning from a scrumptious Exotic Thai feast, we were in the foyer of House 129. The box was ripped open, as her friends surrounded her with the love ‘only a Snuggie can truly bring’. Pastor Matt made a comment that the blue really brought out the sparkle in Ann’s eyes. Tears of joy rolled from her eyes; never before had she felt so loved.
Heather and Ann prayerfully paraded the Snuggie wear around the St. Paul campus. Thousands were awed by her new glamorous multi-purpose wear. “Is that a Snuggie? I think I saw that on TV!,” they delightfully squealed. (Personally, I was a little worried about the riots and jealousy a coveted Snuggie can bring to a small faith community.)
As the end of the day approached, the excitement of the Snuggie began to blend into normality of everyday life. Yet, an hour before quitting time, Tammy and Heather were pleasantly surprised to hear Ann shouting words of true comfort: “For the first time in my life, I am actually sweating in my office. This is AWESOME!.”
This testimonial is brought to you by a dear friend and co-worker of a “True Snuggie Lover and Believer.” If you want the power of a Snuggie to hug your friends, check out Walgreens, Bed Bath and Beyond, or order one on-line. They’re two for one… And, really, who wouldn’t want some Snuggie love???
